Weather is here. Wish you were beautiful

        I am taking this opportunity to report live from the Riviera Maya south of Cancun. Rest, assured, gentle readers that your obedient servant is doing more than snorkeling, overeating, buying kitsch, visiting ancient ruins, tanning, sipping tropical cocktails and slamming tequila shooters.

        Really.

        Future updates will include thoughts on cultural imperialism, the Mayan achievements, Lord of the Ring refs, the usefulness of high school Spanish and why the word poverty does not describe the pathologies of the underclass. Now for more Xtabentun!

        ¡Camarero, en me sopa es un mosco! ¿Mosca? ¿Es feminina? ¡Qué buenos ojos!