AN EMAIL FROM MY MOM THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE TELLING ME TO WEAR A SWEATER

Everyone is making a big deal about French fries now being called liberty
fries or patriot fries. And one occasionally hears mentioned the WWI
frankfurter and sauerkraut changes to hot dog and liberty cabbage,
respectively; but what about the WWI change in Britain of German Shepherd to
Alsatian? Worth a comment on your page?

IVY IDIOCY

Far above Cayuga's waters,

There lies an awful smell.

Some say it's Cayuga's waters.

We know it's Cornell.