WHEN I CALLED HIM A RACIAL ARSONIST, I WAS JUST BEING METAPHORICAL.

        Al Sharpton's HQ was damaged by an electrical fire. The good news is that nobody was killed or seriously hurt, although one man had to be treated for
smoke inhalation. The bad news is, 'nobody hurt' includes Sharpton.

        While I normally refrain from wishing a horrible fiery death to my fellow man, Sharpton would be high on my shortlist of people who
have earned a Willy Pete makeover. The fire this time had no casualties. The same can not be said of
the previous Sharpton associated blaze, which the not-so-good Reverend ignited with his incendiary rhetoric.

        Well, according to what the alleged Reverend supposedly preaches, he'll get flames enough in the end.

ROTTEN IN DENMARK.

        Another display of European contempt for Jews and Jewish suffering.

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Parents of more than 100 Danish scouts were outraged over a game of tag at a scout camp in which children acted as Jews wearing yellow Stars of David and tried to escape from adults pretending to be Nazis.

        Next is the 'suicide bomber game,' where they get to stick nails and shrapnel into the other kids. Looks like the Danes are flushing their moral superiority away.

"JUST GIMME THE HALO. I ALREADY GOT A PURPLE HEART."

        Bill Maudlin cartoonist laureate of the greatest generation died at
age 81. He twice won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning and was awarded the Legion of Merit by the Army for his work.

        In his memory, I offer a 21 gun salute.

        RIP Willie and Joe.

MEMO TO CANADIANS

        I think you're looking for this guy! I know our names are similar, but Major General James Wolfe, conqueror of Quebec is probably the one you want, judging from the disappointed Google hits I've been getting from the .ca domain!